All about the Chronicles of Egertonian Life

All about the Chronicles of Egertonian Life

Sunday, March 30, 2014

The Christian Union at it...........yet again

Yet again, the Christian Union of Egerton University were at it.........thanking God for having walked with them in the journey of life. Their smiling faces did bring uot the joy of getting to complete the 8-4-4 cycle that we all yearn to one day.

It all begun with a committee having several sittings to plan for the big day, and, they surely did a great job. At first, I thought there was a visiting choir for the Sunday service but after taking a closer look at the African thematic designed clothing, I convinced my eyes that that could not be a choir.........they were stunning beautiful and handsome men and women of God who've kept the Faith and walked in unison for the Body of Christ is ONE.

The summon was one that fit that very occasion for it talked of how to keep the Faith especia;y in the campus setting that is one tricky life center.

I almost forgot, the food after the Saturday fellowship. I bet no one went hungry that very evening for supper was sorted, and, you better be part of this fellowship for you never know when supper will again come knocking. The music ministry did justice too alongside the breathtaking presentations of poets and news casters.

All through the finalists weekend, the faces of the juniors spoke of how they would miss those who have helped them walk in Christ, the Dads amd Mums, the Bishop and Mum Juice, the Music directors and instrumentalists, the worship leaders and the praise stewards and above all, the fellowships and prayers.

God Bless Egerton..................

The Students Chapel surprise dinner party coming soon......................... keep it locked ..........

Saturday, March 29, 2014

Mr and Miss Egerton 2014 Auditions photo lab









.............................coming soon........................................................................
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Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Mr. Gakuo Kariuki: Some fragments




Had he not made for the direction I was in, I would have continued in my circling of the ET1 theatre block trying to squeeze myself an entrance in. Still quite fresh around campus, phone lacking charge (okay enough with the doubting, airtime issues) I could not make up my mind whether the timetable read ET1 or ET2. My roommate (and course mate) with whom we were to be lost in this confusion was nowhere to be seen, I had left the room quite late. It would later emerge that at the time the brother was comfortably tucked beside one Pency Were, just a few meters from where I was, going in circles. The two would make an item later on in our campus years, quite an adorable one.

I also made for the same direction and we met halfway. It was his bloodshot eyes that first struck me when we finally faced each other. A faded grayish shirt but with the sic donec lion badge still visibly elaborate just slightly below his left shoulder. Had a blue phone strap loosely around his neck that led down to his shirt pocket, a grey trouser to complete the rather usual look, but in his hands, a felt-tip pen. This was no casual laborer.
 So we still stood there wondering who should give way to the other, I did. But instead he spoke,
 ‘’ Which of these is ET1?’’.
His voice coarse enough to match his looks but his English, no.
Mastering all the grammar I could, I responded,
‘’ I should be attending a literature class in ET1 but as it looks, it is closed’’, then suddenly realized I had not answered his question when he just stared back.
‘’ ET1 is this one over here, it is currently closed….,’’,
I would have rambled on and on at how such confusion only bears negatively on the image of a world class university had he not made way past and headed straight where I was coming from. I decided to check ET2 then head back to my room in the event I failed to locate my classmates. They were there, murmurs as would characterize a freshmen literature class eager to have their first class in the university. It was those days I was still in the litt class, before the much hyped-for inter faculty procedure came and lured one too many a students. Having just completed orientation few days before, the super-sweetened rhetoric from the various deans made a B-student believe he or she could still secure a chance in the Space Science class.  
Bearing the brunt of being the last to enter class, I felt million eyes pierce through me as I made for the top back seats, it was a theatre hall remember. I had not made any new friends yet and I found myself in the middle of one Dennis who would later become the class representative and another Micah Michubu, one of the very few benevolent souls still keeping the faith in Modern Theatre.
The course registration form read Mr. Gakuo Kariuki, that was the face we were waiting for. He finally showed up, and yes your guess is as good as mine, it was my friend from the outside, the hall went silent. As the class would continue, the words of Richard Ntiru in ‘Introduction’ haunted me, echoed in the outskirts of my subconscious…,
‘’perhaps it was his ugil shirt…..,
his unassertive collar..,
knotty hair..,
missing button..,
or maybe it was his usualness.., ‘’
That was Mr. Gakuo Kariuki, my first litt lecturer in campus.

‘’kuna class ya Gaks saa hii FASS’’, a text message read a couple of days later.
This was from Micah, now Mr. Gakuo’s class had fast become a favorite among my classmates, normal classes or make-ups. I was idling around student’s centre by this time and this looked like a make-up class as all our week’s classes had been exhausted, it was a Friday evening. I rushed to my room and picked up my book. In five minutes I was already strolling down the FASS school pavement headed for the literature wing. On Friday evenings school was usually quite deserted and I noted this, save for a few souls that were either headed to or from the nearby FASS library, to increase their sorrows of course.
‘’ panda juu kwa ofisi ya Gakuo’’ , that was weird.
A second text from Micah supposedly giving me directions as this day’s class would happen right inside Mr. Gakuo’s office. For the few days I had been in campus never had I stepped into a lecturer’s office, though there had been this picture in my mind, a tiny room with a desk and probably a swivel chair. All this changed the moment I stepped in. the room was large enough to hold a masters class of no less than twenty, complete with chairs. I found students in. Micah was obviously one of them, then there was Dennis the class rep, Zainabu, Vivian and a Terry Abuya. Mr. Gakuo himself was seated in his chair so that he faced whoever entered.
I took a seat but could not resist going over the wall posters around his office, one particularly spoke of a travelling theatre group of the 80’s. I queried him but later on regretted why I had in the first place done that. His face seemed to lighten up as he went on about their varsity days at the University of Nairobi and how travelling theatre was the in thing those days. He was an actor himself, this he had proved a couple of times during his classes. We were three males and three females and he had us pair up and from his desk pulled out a copy of ‘’When bullets begin to flower’’ a poetry anthology by Margaret Dickinson and placed it on his desk. I paired with Terry, Micah with Zainabu and Dennis with Vivian. He spoke of the forthcoming Lord Egerton day that was an annual event to remember the founder of this institution, reminded us that it is usually a big event that needed entertainment pieces. He would later ask if any of us could avail a piece for performance to which I affirmed. Now ‘’ when bullets begin to flower’’ is a text with poetry covering the pre-colonial struggle for independence in most African countries to the south. Prominent among the poems were those written by soldiers to their lovers. The good old man picked Antonio Jacinto’s ‘’letter from a contract worker’’ and asked us males to recite a paragraph each to our partners. That was Mr. Gakuo, could pay anything for live entertainment. Terry still laughs about it whenever we encounter, jokes that had the lines been actually mine, maybe she would have fallen for them.

Soon I transferred from this class, something only my frail remaining pieces right now can say was a mistake if they were to be pieced back together. The last time I saw him as my own teacher was the very same day he called me by name. It was uncommon for him, and for that reason most of my mates believed he did not know them by name, I included. He had given out an assignment but never specified when it was to be due. So this day saw half the class ready to collect and half not ready to collect. An argument ensued. I had been silent the moment he called my name and I wondered what to say. I had done the work myself but was to say bye to the class anyway. I said the work should not be collected as the due date had not been agreed upon. They were not submitted.
Two years forward and I’m seated at the pavilion, a bit early for my handball training. No one has shown up yet. My message tone beeps,
‘’Mr. Gakuo is no more.’’
Rest in Paradise, Mentor.

Sunday, March 23, 2014

An arsenal fan, a thief and I




He, highly spirited, strode in in a yellow. Yes, that same yellow that soaked in five at the Fortress Anfield. His face beamed with infinitely out of the world expectations as he casually took a seat right behind mine. It was an hour to kickoff and on normal occasions the front seats are usually all taken by this time if a big match is about to happen ( thanks for the lecturers’ strike guys are still being held home by their parents until the planting season is over, watu walime bana). Now this day’s big match would be this fellow’s team- Arsenal visiting Stamford Bridge. I personally don’t affiliate to any of these two teams and no, am not that a football fanatic as to wait for a Chelsea match for two hours. I was actually waiting for the Liverpool-Cardiff game ( yeah, we won 6-3, now you know, thank you). I had my red Stanchart on, enough to explain my impartiality on the now visibly heated exchanges around me. However that’s only but part of the life of a Liverpool fan, trying as hard as possible to say the least when two donkeys rain blows on one another so that somehow you the horse gets to squeeze yourself past.
Beside me sat a rather elderly comrade (his whiskers, friend, whiskers). Now you know those guys whom you’ll never get to know the team they support unless a goal is scored? Or maybe an unfair penalty awarded? That’s my guy right there. Comfortably tucked in his jacket in the afternoon heat, he closely followed the pre-match highlights without a blink. We shall call him my adjacent for lack of a more definitive name. His constant twitching on these comfortable DH seats was however a worry to me right from the start. The last time I watched a match from the front seat I left without my wallet, so I tapped  my pocket edge and the miserable piece of leather was there. I promised myself I’d be tapping my pocket till the game ended, after all this would be Wenger’s 1000th game in charge, so why not honor him with 1000 taps of my pocket.
With slightly over half an hour to go my friend in yellow behind me already had his vocals all over the hall. Having settled right in the den of no less five Jose Mourinho worshippers, he had to literally scream out his opinions. The moment this argument intruded   and subsequently drew my attention they had bitterly differed on which was greener, the grass at Emirates or Stamford Bridge, literally. Supersport did no good in easening happenings behind me for this is the very same moment they decided to show Arsene Wenger checking the grass at Stamford Bridge. My guy in yellow had it, should they lose they would definitely blame the grass. A tap on my back is all he needed to get me to turn and probably air my opinion on whether Sturridge was a better diver than Suarez. This he asked with a seriousness that amused more than angered me. Couldn’t he see that my t-shirt was written on ‘Standard Chartered’? Could he have confused the word diver for scorer? I mean, these are the top two scorers in the league presently! Avoiding a confrontation, I turned to look at the screen for the whistle would go any second from then. I had made around 369 taps by this time, all while having a visual of my adjacent’s both hands. It would be one long match.   
The match started and much to the delight of either factions, it wasn’t Webb officiating, or Clattenberg. It was some Andre Mariner guy, I don’t know. Now at the first minute or second it usually is practically impossible to say which way the match would go and in this case, Arsenal already showed signs of their tiqui taqua kind of football. My friend in yellow already sensed victory at this stage and even the typical bluemen around him seemingly subdued, went quiet. It would be moments before Eto’o drove home a beautifully curved shot, 1-0. The bluemen went wild, if you understand how first goals are usually celebrated then you will actually see them up and on top of the chairs. In case of a Gor Mahia match, the main switch usually is the first casualty of a score, for or against. So you’ll have to wait for at least five minutes before everyone settles and the screen resumes. If it does resume and an apparent score, a second one went in during the frenzied celebration, the main switch again.   
Eto’o limped off with an hamstring few minutes later and the relief on my yellow friend’s face was simply put, laughable at. Andre Schurrle made it 2-0, before Oxlade Chamberlain decided to pull out a diving save when he felt his keeper failed to do much.  Now I always said these short haired Arsenal players would one day cause confusion but it seems only one Bacary Sagna heeded my warning and locked up his hair. Kieran Gibbs was sent off for looking like the Ox. That’s a defender for you. The miserable night for Gunners should have ended already. Hazard stepped up to the spot and made it 3-0. Nobody in a red shirt was talking by now, save for my yellow guy who tapped me from behind and asked what time it was. That’s when I also realized that I must have forgotten my tapping business and that my adjacent had really moved closer. I must have stopped at 690 or 609, or there about, not quite sure, but who cares, Wenger was already ruining his own birthday party. So I resumed. Oscar made it 4 just before the break and at half time, most red shirts took the opportunity to slip away, a very long evening it would be. By the time second half resumed, quite a number of seats were vacant, we’ll leave it at that. My yellow friend? You could be asking, the brother is brave. He was there, 0-4 down, ten men but still saw revolution ahead.
Oscar again, 5-0. He did not budge. By the time Salah’s went in and made it six I thought to myself I couldn’t bear such to the end. But there he was, face speaking of misery but nonetheless glued to the screen. How cruel fellow you human beings can be at times is beyond me. The final whistle went, and so did my friend here. Quite an opposite person of the one I saw entering a while ago. I watched him walk out and take the nearest exit, after all Michael Jordan said if you get your ass whipped you can leave either way you want. I had tapped my pocket thousand times by now and I couldn’t place my fingers on my wallet. It was gone, my adjacent too was gone only I couldn’t tell exactly when.
As I waited for the Liverpool match to begin I couldn’t help but think about losses, my yellow friend’s and mine. I however felt sorry for the whiskerd adjacent fellow, my ID picture wouldn’t make a good company ( come on, we all know nobody’s usually handsome in those ID photographs) and as it is, he is going to find it hard placing a ‘lost and found’ ID somewhere. I’ll be more elaborate, if they guy really did some work today, he just earned himself a new wallet and a stranger’s ID card.
As for the brother in yellow, I really hope the security department have in the past  24 hours thoroughly combed through the botanical garden trees and the haunted cottages for any signs of a dangling Homo sapien. The Markhamia lutea species especially, am told recent statistics indicate that most suicidals prefer that tree as it has high chances of breaking under weight, so that works better should one change his mind mid air.    

Friday, March 14, 2014

Meanwhile; What students were upto




Andrew Kuloba is a disappointed comrade. A hungry man is an angry man is a statement that least describes the state of affairs in Laikipia, Buru Buru hostels. Having carefully ‘measured’ two tins of maize and beans in his giant sufuria (yes it does cover two sets of coils at your nearest kitchenette) some hours ago, my friend here decided to go and catch up with the latest from Champions League replays. With his face muscles now tightening, he sadly narrates how at half time he came back to ‘reinforce’ the meal by adding water.
‘’Hii kitu bwana karibu ilikuwa imeiva’’, a dejected Kuloba laments.
He continues on how he finally armed himself (to the teeth if you like) with the necessary ingredients so as to take meal into injury time by frying it. So what does he find? Two tiny sufurias relaxed-ly seated where his goldmine should be. A look around meets two pairs of eyes sternly looking at him, one stroking his beard and the other on earphones but whose music is still on loudspeaker, it’s fundamentals playing. He gets the point, this is no place for you brutha, these are new occupants of his former throne, and his meal? He dare not ask, he’ll look stupid, they could even laugh at him.
I however think Kuloba’s boiler of a sufuria is somewhere in the heart of Ruwenzory hostels enjoying extra time heat as the new owners prepare to capitalize on a luck so tight.
‘’ lakini watu wengine wanakuanga na roho ya shetani aje’’, he fumes, ‘’mtu hata hujakula chochote kutoka asubuhi alafu mwengine anakuibia maharagwe ivo jameni, ata kama ni wewe’’
Andrew however blames the current stalemate between the dons and the courts over pay for this rather immensely tragic incident on his part. He says a majority of the students are too idle and an idle mind we all know is the devil’s workshop.
‘’wanaume saa hii ni kukula tu, kuota jua na kulala’’, this he says with the same expression a headmaster would use, to justify poor results in a school.
Birir Thomas agrees, the kitchenettes are more crowded than before. On cooking supper one should avail themselves at the headquarters latest 3 pm, not to cook, to book a coil. This will ensure your supper is ready earliest 10 pm. This is not however Birir’s greatest fear. With nobody going to class the degree of cooking has doubled and this he says threatens what he calls ‘food security’. When asked if the mid semester  break has done anything to reduce this apparent congestion he is quick to respond that none of his other two roommates have showed any signs of going home.
‘’ ni madem tu ndio nimeona kadhaa na suitcases, wanaume sijaona yeyote’’, Birir says.
One Stan Ayiro seems to be the only comrade with an explanation to this theory, that only ladies (okay a majority of those taking a mid semester break). In his post this morning his headline screamed ‘’SUGARDADIES REAP BIG FROM THE LECTURER’S STRIKE’, a few butthurt comments didn’t deter him from elucidating on the matter more.
‘’ all my female neighbors left the campus only hours after the strike notice had been posted’’, Ayiro who is a non-resident student said, ‘’ matter of fact one was picked right outside our hostel gates’’. He however later said he had no begrudging issues with the trend and further wished those involved a nice outing only they should remember that sugar-daddies do not sit for cats.
Well, the professors mean it this time, no relenting, and such times only call for quick intervention from the powers that be, it could get worse with a section of varsity students also issuing  a strike notice should the strike last beyond a week. Is everyone affected though, I doubt that. Believe you me there is a group of students who aren’t even aware that there is a missing Malaysian plane, let alone the strike or the mid semester break. Activities here go on un deterred, don’t give a hoot who’s striking and who’s not, you’ll find this special group at the pool zone, giving a puff here and there and frequently ogling at Barrett females as they come to buy timetables( they should have done this in week one).  The start and end of a semester are all the same to this group, pool gamble all through and occasionally shouting at a class rep who happened to drop a handout at the photocopier’s.
‘’ wee Aleky hiyo daro ni saa ngapi? ’’, goes the query. You will agree with me that to answer such a question becomes tricky especially if the class rep is already coming from a different class at the moment. And whether the class is at 1,2,3,4,5 or 6 pm, the gamble won’t stop.
So with lecturers striking, planes disappearing and more lecturers getting kidnapped, a time is imminent when even our own security agents in the campus will need bodyguards.
P.S- please do wear a helmet, you never know where that plane could land.

Monday, March 10, 2014

2014 Culture week climax gala photo lab................










  Pokot traditional gospel artist............

                                                                 The Coasterian

 The Daddy, Dr. Joash Kibett giving his last address......leaving for Kabianga btw
                                              Volc salsa maestros took to the floor
                                                           
                                              GUDFRENZ dance crew did their thing
                                                         
                                                                   Came Taekwondo



                                           Prof. Mwonya the mother took to the podium
 



                                             Then came the modelling session.......................

















 And the day came to an end in style at the street bash courtesy of Coca Cola................